All I Do Is Facebook

HOW I FEEL WHEN PEOPLE POST ABOUT THE NICE DAY AND I'M STUCK INSIDE

WHEN SOMEONE TELLS ME TO JOIN A SOCIAL JUSTICE GROUP

WHEN THE HOT GUY ON CAMPUS ADDS ME AS A FRIEND

WHEN SOMEONE POSTS AN ARTICLE THAT IS JUST WRONG

CHECK OUT THIS HILARIOUS SITE: "FIRST WORLD ACCOMPLISHMENTS"

WHAT MY MOM THINKS WHEN SHE FRIENDS ME

WHEN SOMEONE DOESN'T RESPOND TO MY FRIEND REQUEST

WHEN A LOT OF PEOPLE LIKE MY STATUS

WHEN EVERYONE IS POSTING ABOUT HOW THEY WILL LEAVE FACEBOOK WHEN IT MAKES A CHANGE

WHEN MY FRIEND SHOWS ME A PICTURE WHO HE HOOKED UP WITH LAST NIGHT

And then asks my opinion